"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"We must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means."

"How you treat others is a direct reflection of how you feel about yourself."

"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."

"Is it not careless to become too local when there are four hundred billion stars in our galaxy alone?"

"Nothing is beautiful except the abnormal; and nothing is abnormal until we have grasped the norm."

"A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."