"It is entirely possible to win against the enemy, it is possible, even, to kill the enemy... and still be defeated by the battle."

"On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks."

"Most of our future lies ahead."

"There are times of pure joy when you wish all human life well."

"The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job."

"Politics... have always been the systematic organization of hatreds."

"Optimism, n. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly."

"That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed."

"We can gradually grow into any condition we desire, provided we first make ourselves in habitual mental attitude the person who corresponds to those conditions."

"It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger then the previous record."

"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself."

"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."