"If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path."

"I'll always stay connected with Apple."

"I prefer complexity to certainty, cheerful mysteries to sullen facts."

"If you are ruled by mind you are a king; if by body, a slave."

"How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions and I be buried in no other!"

"Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses."

"Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid."

"Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin."

"How should they answer?"

"So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the greatest of all infirmities, and when justified, the chiefest of all follies."

"When you strike at a king, you must kill him."

"Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it."