"You can absolutely do anything if you have the belief and the desire. You're going to have setbacks, but it's important to get back up and keep going. It's a journey."

"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say `elevator', we say `lift'...they say `President', we say `stupid psychopathic git'...."

"I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends."

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-----"

"We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you for making us kill yours."

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments."

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

"Your descendants shall gather your fruits."

"To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary, nature, study and practice."

"The best way out is always through."