"Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other."

"The first casualty when war comes is truth."

"Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future and time future contained in time past. If all time is eternally present all time is unredeemable."

"However many holy words you read, However many you speak, What good will they do you, If you do not act upon them?"

"Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important, and wishing never works."

"Love doesn't know about time. It sparks and then it lasts forever."

"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."

"True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents."

"PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters."

"Words are the pen of the heart, but music is the pen of the soul."

"Among the individuals, as well as among nations, respecting the other people's rights leads to peace. (Entre los individuos, como entre las naciones, el respeto al derecho ajeno es la Paz.)"

"Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house."