"There are men who would quickly love each other if once they were speak to each other; for when they spoke they would discover that their souls had only separated by phantoms and delusions."

"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing."

"Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out."

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."

"In order to be a realist you must believe in miracles."

"Few can foresee whither their road will lead them, till they come to its end."

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."

"Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head."

"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman."

"The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines - so they should go as far as possible from home to build their first buildings."