"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"A vision without action is called a daydream; but then again, action without a vision is called a nightmare."

"Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations."

"PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."

"Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and a bore."

"Comedy is acting out optimism."

"Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it."