"The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away - leaving people with nothing more to stand on than what they have so bloody well stood for up to now."

"Where there is no property, or at least none that exceeds the value of two or three days' labour, civil government is not so necessary."

"Listen: We are here to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."

"The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands."

"Conversation is an exercise of the mind; gossip is merely an exercise of the tongue."

"When we die, no one remembers us for what we weighed. Our weight isn't etched into our headstones."

"TYPE, n. Pestilent bits of metal suspected of destroying civilization and enlightenment, despite their obvious agency in this incomparable dictionary."

"God heals, and the doctor takes the fees."

"Do good and don't worry to whom."

"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."

"Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of humanity."

"Is there any sex-distinction in the Atman (Self)? Out with the differentiation between man and woman-all is Atman! Give up the identification with the body, and stand up!"