"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it."

"Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you less than you are."

"When in doubt, duck."

"There is never enough time, unless you're serving it."

"You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing to them or for them."

"If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route."

"Gluttony is not a secret vice."

"I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap."

"I live not in dreams but in contemplation of a reality that is perhaps the future."

"No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education."

"I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite."

"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it."