"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature."

"Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you."

"Monsieur l'abb??, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write."

"Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner."

"There is an art of which every man should be a master the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all?"

"Lulled in the countless chambers of the brain, our thoughts are linked by many a hidden chain; awake but one, and in, what myriads rise!"

"An expert knows all the answers - if you ask the right questions."

"MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees."