"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

"I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion."

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."

"In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White House tells us."

"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."

"Advice is least heeded when most needed."

"I hardly know so true a mark of a little mind as the servile imitation of others."

"I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live in freedom. And even when that desire is crushed by tyranny for decades, it will rise again."

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."