"It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance."

"It is not enough to be good if you have the ability to be better."

"There's a hero if you look inside your heart. You don't have to be afraid of what you are."

"Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude."

"Reality isn't what it used to be."

"A good listener tries to understand what the other person is saying. In the end he may disagree sharply, but because he disagrees, he wants to know exactly what it is he is disagreeing with."

"There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.'"

"Life is like a B-picture script. It is that corny. If I had my life story offered to me to film, I'd turn it down."

"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see."

"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."

"Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort."

"Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings."