Temecula

Study hard kids, your mother and I want you to get into a good college when the time comes.

努力学习，孩子们，你们的妈妈和我希望你们能考上名校。

A fool attempting to be witty is an object of profoundest pity.

蠢人装聪明，实在最可怜。

When a student recently saw two workmen using a pneumatic drill outside his university, he immediately telephoned the police and informed them that two students dressed up as workmen were tearing up the road with a pneumatic drill.

最近有个学生看见两个工人在学校门外用风钻干活，马上打电话报告警察，说有两个学生装扮成工人，正在用风钻破坏路面。