"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters."

"When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people."

"What is conservativism? Is it not the aherence to the old and tried against the new and untried?"

"It's not a 9-5 job. It's an every moment you're awake job because you actually enjoy the work that you're doing."

"Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars."

"There is no greater sorrowThan to be mindful of the happy timeIn misery."